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Hardcorsair
02:09
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Sailing in on a blessed fair wind over rolling waves
Life, just a knot and a knife, souls unsaved
Devil’s breath and untimely death – they are sure to come
Sail, not to any avail
Pass the rum!
Look at me, I’m hard-tacking your limbs to the foremast of my pirate ship
Look at me, I’m salt-porking your wife on the main deck of my pirate ship
Looking out a poor sea trout who has been submerged
Zounds! He’s got twenty doubloons – save them first
Look at me, I’m hard-tacking your wife to the foremast of my pirate ship
Look at me, I’m salt-porking your limbs on the main deck of my pirate ship
ARRGH! Yo-ho-ho-ho!
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Comptonality
02:56
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Drivin’ in my six-fo’
And lookin’ to score some blow
All I can see is nerds
What’s up with all these nerds?
Hopeless as I could be
When out came the PCP
I guess they’re not so bad
They really aren’t so bad!
I’m eating lungs
It’s a world of possibilities
If you’ve got a pager and some gold
This whole block has violent tendencies
Sure they’re heartless but they can’t help being full
Sippin’ on Gin and Juice
And thinkin’ of cuttin’ loose
All I can see is squares
What’s up with all these squares?
Just as my spirits sank
I started to smell some dank
I knew that it was on
Yes it was really on
Pure THC
Now it’s time for Bacchanalia
To the most licentious of degrees
You’ll expose your genitalia
To a couple of conspicuous OG’s
Sippin from my pimp cup
And now things are lookin up
Light up a big fat bowl
A big fat muthafuckin bowl
Damn it feels good to be
A straight-outta-Compton G
Get up to greet the Dre
I say "hey how's it goin Dre"
He says "not bad."
It’s a world of possibilities
In this place they call the LBC
This whole block has rap abilities
But they still could use a little PCP
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Slurpentine
02:35
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When it’s time for lovin’
A dragon’s time for huggin’
When genitalia meet in place of claws
Bequeathed to jaws inspired
A different kind of fire
A steamy stimulation of the maws
Forked tongues deliver
A trembling sensual quiver
To schvansdukers the size of William Taft
Scales shine and glisten
An organ one ain’t missin’
Pleasure dealt both to the front and aft
Splayed out on the hot cave floor
Virtue they will flout
One on top and one below
No-one will feel left out
Fold up their wings, it’s time to play
A game of shrub and pine
There’s no doubt, I could only speak
Of dragon 69!
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4. |
Diaperential
03:14
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I’ve been finding derivations
Accelerations
Driving me insane
But I have no compunctions
It’s just my function
Asymptotal
Death in my Lexus
Pushed to the limit
There is no turning back
Off on a tangent
I’m approaching infants
They’re approaching zero
Math kills
There’s a problem with my morals
All of my quarrels
Funneled into one
My car could not be hotter
From all the slaughter
Blood clogs up the
Gears in my engine
Out for a joyride
At TI-89
Miles per hour
Adding to my power
I absorb their life-force
Solve that
Off on a tangent
I’m approaching infants
They’re approaching zero
At TI-89
Miles per hour
Adding to my power
I absorb their life-force
Poopy
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Boss Tweed
03:01
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I’ve been thinking lately I
Enjoy impunity
For my head is way up high
And the law cannot reach me
Speak of the devil
Here come the Feds
Tell them that I’m dead
Cuz you know that baby
I don’t want to go to jail
Just want to sleep around
Though I might just tip the scale
If I gain another pound
Yes I’m quite large but
Still Thomas Nast
Can kiss my portly ass
In an age of hunger and need
We’re masters of greed
Bosses indeed
In an age of bribery and graft
We work at our craft
While dodging the draft
True, I can’t do it alone
I’ll need my ring of friends
Whom I’d be quick to disown
Should they wind up in the pen
With phrases such as
Who are these guys
I don’t recognize?
Cuz you know it’s just no
Good to be considered chums
With prisoners you see
Plus, they charge quite hefty sums
Just to set those jailbirds free
And though I’m loaded
I think my cents
Could be far better spent
In an age of hunger and need
We’re masters of greed
Bosses in tweed
In an age of bribery and graft
We work at our craft
While dodging the draft
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6. |
Stupid
03:31
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Sittin’ in my room with nothin’ to do
When there's a knocking at my door by someone god knows who
So I get up out of my chair with curious thoughts
And when I open up the door I practically plotz
Standing on my porch some guy in the buff
He's got a creepy pagan wolf mask, think I've seen enough
So I attempt to slam the door, try keeping him out
But he's too quick and holds it open using his snout
Always thought that I lived in a tepid neighborhood
But I seem to stand corrected
‘Cuz it’s Winter Solstice, and much to my hating
There's a crowd of Celts out and celebrating
With a yearly festival featuring streaking
Got to hope that their population's peaking
'Cuz I don't think I can take more of their antics
Call me racist, but hey, it's just semantics
I don't care
Wolfy gets his way and opens my door
And then before I get to close it lets in seven more
Of these abominable Celts not wearing a thread
Except of course the scary beastie mask on each head
Fearing for my life, I run and I hide
I go into my room and promptly lock myself inside
But to my major disappointment what do I hear?
The Pagans breaking all my stuff and drinking my beer
Then I start to feel animalistic
Full of rage and may be a bit sadistic
They can’t come in here with their genitals showing
Creepy faces and tinny-whistles blowing
And the corned beef hash begins boiling within me
Slap myself and say don’t be such a ninny
So I grab a weapon and harness my loathing
For good measure I tear off all my clothing
Just like them!
Steeped in the ways of the ancients
I take my place as a Pagan
Deep in the halls of the ancients
No turning back from this lifestyle choice
Chugging Guinness pints at Finnegan’s pub
It feels so good to be accepted by this little club
Of Irish people who can handle their alcohol
And know their way around a fight with you or a wall
Even got a wife, one beautiful sight
My wild Irish rose that I’m deflowering tonight
Although I have already seen her totally nude
I’m looking forward to expressing my gratitude
To these people for all that they’ve shown me
And to her because she agreed to bone me
With that tight vagina that’s probably not tight
But I shouldn’t just put her in the spotlight
'Cause her sexual history is really her business
I’m just glad that she blows me [such good kisses]
I’m ecstatic like it’s the end of the famine
Getting laid and still drinking like a salmon
With a problem!
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7. |
Tagalogarhythm REDUX
04:43
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There’s a Spaniard on my left
And a Yankee on my right
They’re both leaving me bereft
Of most everything I’ve come to like
Well it’s time to evolve
Beyond what’s kept us apart
And stride on into the future
But if you won’t take
My message to heart
I say whatever, you can suit yourself
Their traditions are all wrong
Say the Spaniard and the Yank
The air should ring out with our song
By each hilltop and each riverbank
Well it’s time to evolve
Beyond what’s kept us apart
And stride on into the future
But if you won’t take
My message to heart
I say whatever, you can suit yourself
The islands are big enough for all of us
Isn't that right, my friends?
I'm just looking for some tolerance
And I don't see why we must contend
Well it’s time to evolve
Beyond what’s kept us apart
And stride on into the future
But if you won’t take
My message to heart
I say whatever, you can suit yourself
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Firegills Santa Rosa, California
Firegills formed in early 2010 and played their first gig on June 12th, 2010, at the Hopmonk Tavern in Sebastopol, CA. They try to keep their stage performance energized and entertaining, so as to make up for their lack of musical talent.
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